Terms & Conditions
Acceptance of Terms
Using this site means you agree to these rules—think of ’em like tavern laws. Break ’em, and we might show you the plank (read: ban).
Use of the Site
This is a bloody brochure, not a casino. No real money changes hands here. Demo play’s for fun—like singing shanties without the hangover.
No Warranties
We swear the info’s true as of posting, but slots change like tides. Don’t blame us if a game updates its rigging—check the operator’s site for the latest.
Intellectual Property
All art, words, and code here? Ours or used with permission. Steal so much as a comma, and we’ll chase you like the Royal Navy.
External Links
Some links sail to operator sites—their rules apply there. We’re not responsible if they serve you grog or gruel.
Age & Jurisdiction
Strictly 18+. Gambling’s illegal in some waters—know your local laws. If you’re barred, steer clear.
Limitation of Liability
We’re not liable for typhoons, kraken attacks, or lost stakes. This site’s fluff—real play happens at licensed operators.